tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26045478693057859922024-03-05T04:00:33.483-08:00Deb's BlogDebhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09582701906464528074noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2604547869305785992.post-18710037917190766962012-08-06T11:17:00.002-07:002012-08-06T11:17:52.991-07:00This just tooo damn funny... from @BigFurHat on twitter:
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As good a definition as I’ve ever seen of liberal versus conservative protests
Bookworm on Oct 03 2011 at 6:27 am | Filed under: Leftist morality, Liberal Fascism
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Ed Morrissey discusses Roseanne Barr’s demand for the guillotine, and ends with just about the best statement I’ve ever seen about the difference between conservative and so-called liberal protests:
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Just remember that when conservatives organize into grassroots movements, it’s almost always about protecting their own property and individual liberty.
<br> <br> When leftists decide to start grassroots movements, like OccupyWallStreet or Barr’s example of leftist populism, it almost always involves seizure of property, threats of violence,
<br> and eventually re-education camps and the guillotine.Debhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09582701906464528074noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2604547869305785992.post-73394226717876163212011-06-30T06:50:00.000-07:002011-06-30T06:51:14.092-07:00hahaha!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgn1AaIQXXC9p4VlGWyM9gnT2x9U9LshyFDprOTY8TZ1a4dxClVi35hIONSlJUtFsfnF7OHYJLSwi0qxWo6YBcvz_zvyrWoHgUJ5quUpGZdJIzv2soRzqGynfHVt-7NukQWF7TTNOsPCzad/s1600/20110420_barackside.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 293px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgn1AaIQXXC9p4VlGWyM9gnT2x9U9LshyFDprOTY8TZ1a4dxClVi35hIONSlJUtFsfnF7OHYJLSwi0qxWo6YBcvz_zvyrWoHgUJ5quUpGZdJIzv2soRzqGynfHVt-7NukQWF7TTNOsPCzad/s400/20110420_barackside.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5624009988054944370" /></a><br />Too funny...Debhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09582701906464528074noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2604547869305785992.post-32317094069020715312011-06-29T14:40:00.000-07:002011-06-29T14:41:53.141-07:00Depends!!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjShGylhnqcHRDTllXFx70leKON5VJzCOaaJR1cHnRgRqkpeGyeYUlIUklukhyYWyya4zWXlcoZGOTwTRXpwcQhxRgvjR6WvlBI-hJ_Mu48e79wP5UqUHp5OUHS4pFJmTu8wUhigZCtCkn7/s1600/tsaoverreach.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 336px; height: 226px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjShGylhnqcHRDTllXFx70leKON5VJzCOaaJR1cHnRgRqkpeGyeYUlIUklukhyYWyya4zWXlcoZGOTwTRXpwcQhxRgvjR6WvlBI-hJ_Mu48e79wP5UqUHp5OUHS4pFJmTu8wUhigZCtCkn7/s400/tsaoverreach.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5623760192881975746" /></a><br />LOL...Debhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09582701906464528074noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2604547869305785992.post-31407371069677791632011-02-17T06:27:00.001-08:002011-02-17T06:28:35.422-08:00hahaha!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgC6Tl5rJ4Yx7zmnnTRX82gg_rmYaAo58QAHuTyH1c3tQ02zJb87Y8VYEwBhyphenhyphenoxsgfOu-16IITexad7kDedoXNSbDVISnH7fa7fYB18sJKeBa4geqXIOQP6UZ8FVlZ1hyphenhyphenL6ozXcN_wYiR4m/s1600/mad493.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgC6Tl5rJ4Yx7zmnnTRX82gg_rmYaAo58QAHuTyH1c3tQ02zJb87Y8VYEwBhyphenhyphenoxsgfOu-16IITexad7kDedoXNSbDVISnH7fa7fYB18sJKeBa4geqXIOQP6UZ8FVlZ1hyphenhyphenL6ozXcN_wYiR4m/s400/mad493.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5574665207827602674" /></a><br /><br />Hahahaha... this is too funny!Debhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09582701906464528074noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2604547869305785992.post-69951779321791922412010-12-21T10:09:00.000-08:002010-12-21T10:11:17.605-08:00hahaha.. Sad but True<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQls7AYqhWPjJUbTw_ZDaQaqT5TD25YV9JMe8VwKxAlWotlNo-JMC2-YR3CxL5y_3_aKEXvZ-Ey2JuSsQQIyK9JDBpPZzuE534jXw0yiXhtS3h0sZSTRIsP4p4uYugUAFu_WgSav5r4sje/s1600/1169.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 306px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQls7AYqhWPjJUbTw_ZDaQaqT5TD25YV9JMe8VwKxAlWotlNo-JMC2-YR3CxL5y_3_aKEXvZ-Ey2JuSsQQIyK9JDBpPZzuE534jXw0yiXhtS3h0sZSTRIsP4p4uYugUAFu_WgSav5r4sje/s400/1169.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5553199586665819394" /></a><br />I love this toon....Debhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09582701906464528074noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2604547869305785992.post-87173261253730358172010-10-18T08:56:00.000-07:002010-10-18T11:33:59.628-07:00Obama's Miracle Car that will SAVE the planet and all of mankind!Ok... this is funny... I couldnt Resist...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFVXD23c38plNNA_S9MdUrHrE93439YLx3TNbfk23jlbk7CktBjabkwGxfRf4ECydMcHA1voOnl-H1o08n38EXJb-EqjM_r9Jdtu1AQ289hcxQBrpus7nWUa_3HeAJvnCMb9oF1eYc2yA7/s1600/littleCar.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 231px; height: 218px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFVXD23c38plNNA_S9MdUrHrE93439YLx3TNbfk23jlbk7CktBjabkwGxfRf4ECydMcHA1voOnl-H1o08n38EXJb-EqjM_r9Jdtu1AQ289hcxQBrpus7nWUa_3HeAJvnCMb9oF1eYc2yA7/s320/littleCar.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5529415937484148978" /></a>Debhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09582701906464528074noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2604547869305785992.post-63048497765101757962010-02-26T05:38:00.000-08:002010-02-26T05:39:00.928-08:00Proposal for Cost Reduction in Our Govt"The Proposal" <br /><br /><br />When a company falls on difficult times, one of the things that seems to happen is they reduce their staff and workers. The remaining workers must find ways to continue to do a good job or risk that their job would be eliminated as well. <br /><br /><br /><br />Wall street and the media normally congratulate the CEO for making this type of "tough decision", and the board of directors gives upper corporate management big bonuses.. <br /><br />Our government should not be immune from similar risks. <br /><br />Therefore: <br /><br />Reduce the House of Representatives from the current 435 members to 218 members. <br />Reduce Senate members from 100 to 50 (one per State). Then, reduce their remaining staff by 25%.<br /><br />Accomplish this over the next 8 years (two steps/two elections) and of course this would require some redistricting.<br /><br />Some Yearly Monetary Gains Include:<br /><br />$44,108,400 for elimination of base pay for congress. (267 members X $165,200 pay/member/ yr.)<br /><br />$437,100,000 for elimination of their staff. (estimate $1..3 Million in staff per each member of the House, and $3 Million in staff per each member of the Senate every year)<br /><br />$108,350,000 for the reduction in remaining staff by 25%. <br /><br />$7,500,000,000 reduction in pork barrel earmarks each year. (those members whose jobs are gone. Current estimates for total government pork earmarks are at $15 Billion/yr). <br /><br />The remaining representatives would need to work smarter and improve efficiencies. It might even be in their best interests to work together for the good of our country! <br /><br />We may also expect that smaller committees might lead to a more efficient resolution of issues as well. It might even be easier to keep track of what your representative is doing. <br /><br />Congress has more tools available to do their jobs than it had back in 1911 when the current number of representatives was established. (telephone, computers, cell phones to name a few)<br /><br />Note:<br />Congress does not hesitate to head home for extended weekends, holidays and recesses, when what the nation needs is a real fix for economic problems. Also, we had 3 senators that were not doing their jobs for the 18+ months (on the campaign trail) and still they all accepted full pay. Minnesota survived very well with only one senator for the first half of this year. These facts alone support a reduction in senators and congress. <br /><br />Summary of opportunity: <br /><br />$44,108,400 reduction of congress members.<br /><br />$282,100, 000 for elimination of the reduced house member staff. <br /><br />$150,000,000 for elimination of reduced senate member staff. <br /><br />$70,850,000 for 25% reduction of staff for remaining house members. <br /><br />$37,500,000 for 25% reduction of staff for remaining senate members. <br /><br />$7,500,000,000 reduction in pork added to bills by the reduction of congress members. <br /><br />$8,084,558,400 per year, estimated total savings. (that's 8-BILLION just to start!)<br /><br />Corporate America does these types of cuts all the time.<br />There's even a name for it. "Downsizing."<br />------------------------------<br />Also, if Congresspersons were required to serve 20, 25 or 30 years (like everyone else) in order to collect retirement benefits, taxpayers could save a bundle. <br /><br /><br /><br />Now they get full retirement after serving only ONE term. <br /><br />----------------------------------------Debhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09582701906464528074noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2604547869305785992.post-47798023684817795502010-02-02T12:08:00.000-08:002010-02-02T12:13:01.277-08:00545 vs. 300,000,000Got this in an email.. it is pretty good:<br /><br />This is about as clear and easy to understand as it can be - read it!! <br />The article below is completely neutral, ...not anti republican or democrat. <br />Charlie Reese, a retired reporter for the Orlando Sentinal has hit the nail <br />directly on the head, defining clearly who it is that in the final analysis must <br />assume responsibility for the judgements made that impact each one of us every day. <br />It's a short but good read. Worth the time. Worth remembering! <br /><br />545 vs. 300,000,000 <br /><br />EVERY CITIZEN NEEDS TO READ THIS AND THINK ABOUT WHAT THIS JOURNALIST HAS SCRIPTED IN THIS MESSAGE. READ IT AND THEN REALLY THINK ABOUT OUR CURRENT POLITICAL DEBACLE. <br /><br /><br />Charley Reese has been a journalist for 49 years. <br /><br /> <br /><br />545 PEOPLE--By Charlie Reese <br /><br />Politicians are the only people in the world who create problems and then campaign against them.. <br /><br />Have you ever wondered, if both the Democrats and the Republicans are against deficits, WHY do we have deficits? <br /><br />Have you ever wondered, if all the politicians are against inflation and high taxes, WHY do we have inflation and high taxes? <br /><br />You and I don't propose a federal budget. The president does. <br /><br />You and I don't have the Constitutional authority to vote on appropriations. The House of Representatives does. <br /><br />You and I don't write the tax code, Congress does. <br /><br />You and I don't set fiscal policy, Congress does. <br /><br />You and I don't control monetary policy, the Federal Reserve Bank does. <br /><br />One hundred senators, 435 congressmen, one president, and nine Supreme Court justices equates to 545 human beings out of the 300 million are directly, legally, morally, and individually responsible for the domestic problems that plague this country. <br /><br />I excluded the members of the Federal Reserve Board because that problem was created by the Congress. In 1913, Congress delegated its Constitutional duty to provide a sound currency to a federally chartered, but private, central bank. <br /><br />I excluded all the special interests and lobbyists for a sound reason. They have no legal authority. They have no ability to coerce a senator, a congressman, or a president to do one cotton-picking thing. I don't care if they offer a politician $1 million dollars in cash. The politician has the power to accept or reject it. No matter what the lobbyist promises, it is the legislator's responsibility to determine how he votes. <br /><br />Those 545 human beings spend much of their energy convincing you that what they did is not their fault. They cooperate in this common con regardless of party. <br /><br />What separates a politician from a normal human being is an excessive amount of gall. No normal human being would have the gall of a Speaker, who stood up and criticized the President for creating deficits..... The president can only propose a budget. He cannot force the Congress to accept it. <br /><br />The Constitution, which is the supreme law of the land, gives sole responsibility to the House of Representatives for originating and approving appropriations and taxes. Who is the speaker of the House? Nancy Pelosi. She is the leader of the majority party. She and fellow House members, not the president, can approve any budget they want. If the president vetoes it, they can pass it over his veto if they agree to. <br /><br />It seems inconceivable to me that a nation of 300 million can not replace 545 people who stand convicted -- by present facts -- of incompetence and irresponsibility. I can't think of a single domestic problem that is not traceable directly to those 545 people. When you fully grasp the plain truth that 545 people exercise the power of the federal government, then it must follow that what exists is what they want to exist. <br /><br />If the tax code is unfair, it's because they want it unfair. <br /><br />If the budget is in the red, it's because they want it in the red .. <br /><br />If the Army & Marines are in IRAQ , it's because they want them in IRAQ <br /><br />If they do not receive social security but are on an elite retirement plan not available to the people, it's because they want it that way. <br /><br />There are no insoluble government problems. <br /><br />Do not let these 545 people shift the blame to bureaucrats, whom they hire and whose jobs they can abolish; to lobbyists, whose gifts and advice they can reject; to regulators, to whom they give the power to regulate and from whom they can take this power. Above all, do not let them con you into the belief that there exists disembodied mystical forces like "the economy," "inflation," or "politics" that prevent them from doing what they take an oath to do. <br /><br />Those 545 people, and they alone, are responsible. <br /><br />They, and they alone, have the power.. <br /><br />They, and they alone, should be held accountable by the people who are their bosses. <br /><br />Provided the voters have the gumption to manage their own employees... <br /><br />We should vote all of them out of office and clean up their mess! <br /><br />Charlie Reese is a former columnist of the Orlando Sentinel Newspaper. <br /><br />-----------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />What you do with this article now that you have read it......... Is up to you. <br /><br />This might be funny if it weren't so darned true. <br /><br />Be sure to read all the way to the end: <br /><br />Tax his land, <br /><br />Tax his bed, <br /><br />Tax the table,<br /><br />At which he's fed. <br /><br />Tax his tractor, <br /><br />Tax his mule, <br /><br />Teach him taxes <br /><br />Are the rule.<br /><br />Tax his work, <br />Tax his pay, <br />He works for peanuts <br />Anyway! <br /><br />Tax his cow, <br />Tax his goat, <br />Tax his pants, <br />Tax his coat.<br /><br /><br />Tax his ties, <br />Tax his shirt, <br />Tax his work, <br />Tax his dirt.<br /><br /><br />Tax his tobacco, <br />Tax his drink, <br />Tax him if he <br />Tries to think.<br /><br /><br />Tax his cigars, <br />Tax his beers, <br />If he cries <br />Tax his tears.<br /><br /><br />Tax his car, <br />Tax his gas, <br />Find other ways <br />To tax his ass.<br /><br /><br />Tax all he has<br /><br />Then let him know <br />That you won't be done <br />Till he has no dough. <br /><br /><br />When he screams and hollers; <br />Then tax him some more, <br />Tax him till <br />He's good and sore. <br /><br />Then tax his coffin, <br />Tax his grave, <br />Tax the sod in <br />Which he's laid... <br /><br />Put these words <br />Upon his tomb, <br />Taxes drove me <br />to my doom...' <br /><br />When he's gone, <br />Do not relax, <br />Its time to apply <br />The inheritance tax.. <br /><br />Accounts Receivable Tax <br />Building Permit Tax <br />CDL license Tax <br />Cigarette Tax <br />Corporate Income Tax <br />Dog License Tax <br />Excise Taxes <br />Federal Income Tax <br />Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA) <br />Fishing License Tax <br />Food License Tax <br />Fuel Permit Tax <br />Gasoline Tax (currently 44.75 cents per gallon) <br />Gross Receipts Tax <br />Hunting License Tax <br />Inheritance Tax <br />Inventory Tax <br />IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax) <br />Liquor Tax <br />Luxury Taxes <br />Marriage License Tax <br />Medicare Tax <br />Personal Property Tax <br />Property Tax <br />Real Estate Tax <br />Service Charge Tax <br />Social Security Tax <br />Road Usage Tax <br />Recreational Vehicle Tax <br />Sales Tax <br />School Tax <br />State Income Tax <br />State Unemployment Tax (SUTA) <br />Telephone Federal Excise Tax <br />Telephone Federal Universal Service FeeTax <br />Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes <br />Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax <br />Telephone Recurring and Nonrecurring Charges Tax <br />Telephone State and Local Tax <br />Telephone Usage Charge Tax <br />Utility Taxes <br />Vehicle License Registration Tax <br />Vehicle Sales Tax <br />Watercraft Registration Tax <br />Well Permit Tax <br />Workers Compensation Tax <br /><br />STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. <br /><br />What in the hell happened? Can you spell 'politicians?' <br /><br />I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times!!! YOU can help it get there!!! <br />GO AHEAD - - - BE AN AMERICAN!!! <br /><br />ps If you do the right thing and pass this on - which is entirely up to you - please do the right thing and highlite and delete any addresses you receive with it. ThanxDebhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09582701906464528074noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2604547869305785992.post-15363615808962025302010-01-29T07:15:00.000-08:002010-01-29T07:18:24.981-08:00This is funny -- Governmentiumfound in the forum here: <a href="http://michellemalkin.com/2010/01/28/retreat-white-house-plays-jihadi-musical-chairs/">http://michellemalkin.com/2010/01/28/retreat-white-house-plays-jihadi-musical-chairs/</a> <br /><br />On January 28th, 2010 at 10:04 pm, T-Bone said:<br /><br />I normally like to quote a source when I find one, but I don’t know where I got it. Anyway this is too good to pass up with these morons:<br /><br />*The Heaviest Element Known to Science*<br />Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.<br />The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant<br />neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving<br />it an atomic mass of 312.<br />These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are<br />surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.<br />Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be<br />detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into<br />contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would<br />normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to<br />complete.<br />Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2-6 years. It does not decay,<br />but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the<br />assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.<br />In fact, Governmentium’s mass will actually increase over time, since<br />each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming<br />isodopes.<br />This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe<br />that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical<br />concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.<br />When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.Debhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09582701906464528074noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2604547869305785992.post-65099052675995789202009-12-10T12:45:00.000-08:002009-12-10T12:51:49.080-08:00George Bush - Miss Me Yet?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3d-72S3U3xGjiJZVqtqbzyFuWKUsvUTQIdq8zi3bsimGBW-sLoC3yrisdNGjNnNWZCJvbcJuBIAJaRkM4dBc8UefFcvb1OULGE0Xx-Jt2IuNaiI5dDOEJqEFO3HzDr20m8G78oRXCfNRI/s1600-h/MissMeYet.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 241px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3d-72S3U3xGjiJZVqtqbzyFuWKUsvUTQIdq8zi3bsimGBW-sLoC3yrisdNGjNnNWZCJvbcJuBIAJaRkM4dBc8UefFcvb1OULGE0Xx-Jt2IuNaiI5dDOEJqEFO3HzDr20m8G78oRXCfNRI/s320/MissMeYet.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5413711912733677666" /></a><br /><br><br /><a href="http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/1209/Bush_closes_the_gap.html">Also see this blog post... on a poll comparing Bush to Obama</a><br /><br><br><br /><br>Debhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09582701906464528074noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2604547869305785992.post-88741097049118051452009-11-17T08:47:00.000-08:002009-11-17T08:48:13.737-08:00Quotes on Socialism"The function of socialism is to raise suffering to a higher level."<br />-- Norman Mailer<br /><br />"In general, the art of government consists in taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other."<br />-- Voltaire<br /><br />"The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery."<br />-- Winston Churchill<br /><br />"You can't get rid of poverty by giving people money."<br />-- P. J. O'Rourke<br /><br />"Socialism in general has a record of failure so blatant that only an intellectual could ignore or evade it."<br />-- Thomas Sowell<br /><br />"Under communist rule in the Soviet Union, the 3 percent of agricultural land that was privately farmed by people who kept part of the profits from their efforts supplied the majority of all farm produce. It is not simply that bureaucracy is inefficient. Any form of production that is not based on material reward will not operate efficiently."<br />-- Steven E Plaut, "The Joy Of Capitalism"<br /><br />"A government policy to rob Peter to pay Paul can be assured of the support of Paul."<br />-- George Bernard Shaw<br /><br />"Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries."<br />-- Douglas Casey<br /><br />"Everybody's property is nobody's property. Wealth that is free for all is valued by none because he who is foolhardy enough to wait for its proper time of use will only find that it has been taken by another. The blade of grass that the manorial cowherd leaves behind is valueless to him, for tomorrow it may be eaten by another aninal; the oil left under the earth is valueless to the driller, for another may legally take it; the fish in the sea are valueless to the fisherman, because there is no assurance that they will be there for him tomorrow if they are left behind today."<br />-- Scott Gordon<br /><br />"Socialism is the doctrine that man has no right to exist for his own sake, that his life and his work do not belong to him, but belong to society, that the only justification of his existence is his service to society, and that society may dispose of him in any way it pleases for the sake of whatever it deems to be its own tribal, collective good."<br />-- Ayn Rand<br /><br />"To take from one, because it is thought that his own industry and that of his fathers has acquired too much, in order to spare others, who, or whose fathers have not exercised equal industry and skill, is to violate arbitrarily the first principle of association, 'the guarantee to every one of a free exercise of his industry, and the fruits acquired by it.'"<br />-- Thomas Jefferson<br /><br />"A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money."<br />-- G. Gordon Liddy<br /><br />"Communism is exploitation of the strong by the weak."<br />-- Pierre Joseph Proudhon<br /><br />"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience."<br />-- C.S. Lewis<br /><br />"How do you tell a Communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an Anti-communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin."<br />-- Ronald Reagan<br /><br />"Collectivism doesn't work because it's based on a faulty economic premise. There is no such thing as a person's 'fair share' of wealth. The gross national product is not a pizza that must be carefully divided because if I get too many slices, you have to eat the box. The economy is expandable and, in any practical sense, limitless."<br />-- P. J. O'Rourke, "How to Explain Conservatism"<br /><br />"The most fundamental fact about the ideas of the political left is that they do not work. Therefore we should not be surprised to find the left concentrated in institutions where ideas do not have to work in order to survive."<br />-- Thomas Sowell<br /><br />"You cannot bring prosperity by discouraging thrift.<br />You cannot help small men by tearing down big men.<br />You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.<br />You cannot lift the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer.<br />You cannot help the poor man by destroying the rich.<br />You cannot keep out of trouble by spending more than your income.<br />You cannot further brotherhood of men by inciting class hatred.<br />You cannot establish security on borrowed money.<br />You cannot build character and courage by taking away man's initiative and independence.<br />You cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they could and should do for themselves."<br />-- Rev. William J. H. Boetcker*Debhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09582701906464528074noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2604547869305785992.post-46328544101990747192009-09-25T14:22:00.000-07:002009-09-25T14:28:37.281-07:00Michelle Malkin misspells RAAAAACIST!<a href="http://rsmccain.blogspot.com/2009/09/michelle-malkin-misspells-raaaaacist.html">From a great blog by, ROBERT STACY MCCAIN...</a><br /><br /><blockquote>Are complaints about MSM bias all about politics? Republicans just "working the refs"? No. Because so much of what people know (or think they know) about the world comes via media, the lopsided liberal bias has the effect of cluttering people's minds with false impressions.<br /><br />Don't worry about radical Islam, the MSM say, the real danger is those "anti-government" Tea Party rallies.<br /><br />Don't worry about the exploding federal deficit, the MSM say, the real danger is those racists who didn't vote for Obama.<br /><br />Don't worry about the mistakes in our bogus reporting, the MSM say, the real danger is Glenn Beck.</blockquote>Debhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09582701906464528074noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2604547869305785992.post-8183083315934217522009-09-14T08:03:00.001-07:002009-09-14T08:03:15.340-07:00Reasons Not To Mess With ChildrenReasons Not To Mess With Children<br /><br />A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.<br />The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.<br />The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.<br />Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.<br />The little girl said, ‘When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah’.<br />The teacher asked, ‘What if Jonah went to hell?’<br />The little girl replied, ‘Then you ask him’.<br /><====================><br />A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work.<br />As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.<br />The girl replied, ‘I’m drawing God.’<br />The teacher paused and said, ‘But no one knows what God looks like.’<br />Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, ‘They will in a minute.’<br /><====================><br />A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.<br />After explaining the commandment to ‘honour’ thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, ‘Is there a<br />commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?’<br />Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, ‘Thou shall not kill.’<br /><====================><br />One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.<br />She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, ‘Why are some of your hairs white, Mum?’<br />Her mother replied, ‘Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.’<br />The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, ‘Mummy, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?’<br /><====================><br />The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.<br />‘Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, He’s a doctor.’<br />A small voice at the back of<br />the room rang out, ‘And there’s the teacher, she’s dead.’<br /><====================><br />A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, ‘Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.’<br />‘Yes,’ the class said.<br />‘Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?’<br />A little fellow shouted,<br />‘Cause your feet ain’t empty.’<br /><====================><br />The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:<br />‘Take only ONE . God is watching.’<br />Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.<br />A child had written a note, ‘Take all you want. God is watching the apples.’<br />It doesn’t matter how many people you send this to, just remember if it made you laugh, your friends will laugh too..Debhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09582701906464528074noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2604547869305785992.post-104134025949152422009-09-11T08:02:00.000-07:002009-11-17T09:25:14.309-08:00Never Forget!Never Forget!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmyVq2wIIAZzsR_NzHqWnmTjgkIgXM4cSig4bp7KiBoO9g2xiVLFAUdOHz4hqLKGMqWIyxplrM5OgQWMsIYGEpfh-dagc8mHilRVJZpKZu9Ln81X8lHPjJEZVE0FxmdpWOZZV1uYdWsbwm/s1600-h/theTowers.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 275px; height: 207px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmyVq2wIIAZzsR_NzHqWnmTjgkIgXM4cSig4bp7KiBoO9g2xiVLFAUdOHz4hqLKGMqWIyxplrM5OgQWMsIYGEpfh-dagc8mHilRVJZpKZu9Ln81X8lHPjJEZVE0FxmdpWOZZV1uYdWsbwm/s320/theTowers.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380225930538738002" /></a>Debhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09582701906464528074noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2604547869305785992.post-2632029774802582282009-09-11T01:17:00.000-07:002009-09-14T08:03:51.188-07:00For all my friends who voted for Obama..For all my friends who voted for Obama..<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iyUu-8nbd58&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iyUu-8nbd58&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Debhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09582701906464528074noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2604547869305785992.post-54565841979920558572009-09-03T12:27:00.000-07:002009-09-03T13:25:37.774-07:00Obama In Montana... a sad storyThis is a letter from people in Montana that witnessed the great kabuki <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">theater</span> of Obamacare Townhalls, this time in Montana.<div><br /></div><div>-----------------------------------------------------</div><div><br /></div><div><div>Hello All,</div><div><br /></div><div>By now you have probably heard that President Obama came to Montana last Friday. However, there are many things that the major news has not covered. I feel that since Bill and I live here and we were at the airport on Friday I should share some facts with you. Whatever you decide to do with the information is up to you. If you chose to share this email with others I do ask that you DELETE my email address before you forward this on.</div><div><br /></div><div>On Wednesday, August 5th it was announced locally that the President would be coming here. There are many groups here that are against his healthcare and huge spending so those groups began talking and deciding on what they were going to do. The White House would not release ANY details other than the date.</div><div><br /></div><div>On about Tuesday Bill found out that they would be holding the "Town Hall" at the airport. (This is only because Bill knows EVERYONE at the airport) Our airport is actually located outside of Belgrade (tiny town) in a very remote location. Nothing is around there. They chose to use a hangar that is the most remotely located hangar. You could not pick a more remote location, and you can not get to it easily. It is totally secluded from the public.</div><div>FYI: We have many areas in Belgrade and Bozeman which could have held a large amount of folks with sufficient parking. (gymnasiums/auditoriums). All of which have chairs and tables, and would not have to be SHIPPED IN!! $$$$$</div><div>During the week, cargo by the TONS was being shipped in constantly. Airport employees could not believe how it just kept coming. Though it was our President coming several expressed how excessive it was, especially during a recession. $$$$$ </div><div><br /></div><div>Late Tuesday/early Wednesday the 12th, they said that tickets would be handed out on Thursday 9am at two locations and the president would be arriving around 12:30 Friday.</div><div><br /></div><div>Thursday morning about 600 tickets were passed out. However, 1500 were printed at a Local printing shop per White House request. Hmmmm......900 tickets just DISAPPEARED.</div><div>This same morning someone called into the radio from the local UPS branch and said that THOUSANDS of Dollars of Lobster were shipped in for Obama. Montana has some of the best beef in the nation!!! And it would have been really wonderful to help out the local economy. Anyone heard o f the Recession?? Just think...with all of the traveling the White House is doing. $$$$$ One can only imagine what else we are paying for.</div><div><br /></div><div>On Friday Bill and I got out to the airport about 10:45am. The groups that wanted to protest Obama's spending and healthcare had gotten a permit to protest and that area was roped off. But that was not to be. A large bus carrying SEIU (Service Employees International Union) members drove up onto the area (illegal)and unloaded right there. It was quite a commotion and there were specifically 2 SEIU men trying to make trouble and start a fight. Police did get involved and arrested the one man but they said they did not have the manpower to remove the SEIU crowd. </div><div>The SEIU crowd was very organized and young. About 99% were under the age of 30 and they were not locals! They had bullhorns and PROFESSIONALLY made signs. Some even wore preprinted T-shirts. Oh, and Planned Parenthood folks were with them.....professing abortion rights with their T-shirts and preprinted signs. (BTW, all these folks did have a permit to protest in ANOTHER area)</div><div><br /></div><div>Those against healthcare/spending moved away from the SEIU crowd to avoid confrontation. They were orderly and respectful. Even though SEIU kept coming over and walking through, continuing to be very intimidating and aggressive at the direction of the one SEIU man. </div><div><br /></div><div>So we had Montana folks from ALL OVER the state with their homemade signs and their DOGS with homemade signs. We had cowboys, nurses, doctors you name it. There was even a guy from Texas who had been driving through. He found out about the occasion, went to the store, made a sign, and came to protest.</div><div><br /></div><div>If you are wondering about the press.....Well, all of the major networks were over by that remote hangar I mentioned. They were conveniently parked on the other side of the buildings FAR away. None of these crowds were even visible to them. I have my doubts that they knew anything about the crowds. </div><div>We did have some local news medi a around us from this state and Idaho . Speaking of the local media...they were invited. However, all questions were to be turned into the White House in advance of the event. Wouldn't want anyone to have to think off the top of their head.</div><div><br /></div><div>It was very obvious that it was meant to be totally controlled by the White House. Everything was orchestrated down to the last detail to make it appear that Montana is just crazy for Obama and government healthcare. Even those people that talked about their insurance woes........the White House called our local HRDC (Human Resource and Development Committee) and asked for names. Then the White House asked those folks to come. Smoke and mirrors...EVERYTHING was staged!!!!!!!!!!! </div><div><br /></div><div>I am very dismayed about what I learned about our current White House. The amount of control and manipulation was unbelievable. I felt I was not living in the United States of America , more like the USSR !! I was physically nauseous. Bill and I have been around when Presidents or Heads of State visit. It has NEVER been like this. I am truly very frightened for our country. America needs your prayers and your voices. If you care about our country please get involved. Know the issues. And let Congress hear your voices again and again!! If they are willing to put forth so much effort to BULLY a small town one can only imagine what is going on in Washington DC . Scary!! </div><div><br /></div><div>(Name erased by request)</div><div>Bozeman , Montana </div></div>Debhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09582701906464528074noreply@blogger.com0